Appear on tv

Blood donation thing is becoming really really MAJOR event here... Though not everyone is talking bout it... And sum ppl(like me) is cursing the hell out of it...

So this situation really took place...

x: May i know who is interested to donate blood for our campaign next Sat?
decent, not guilty! but only few lifted their deltoid and supraspinatus
x: For your information, either TV3 or RTM will be doing a coverage on this event..
WTF, guity as charged.. People donate blood to donate blood. Not to appear on Tv u morons. Look into the objectives b4 opening ur filthy mouth.

So to help out with the "omg-tv3-and-rtm is coming" thing, let me present to you....

DADAAAAAA!!!! The first UNIMED @ UNISTAR BLOODY STAR SEARCH!

btw, from what i heard, ks ppl said mass media will be doing a coverage.. Did they mention bout tv3 and rtm? NO!!! It could just b the cheapo-bornea post, that i don't read at all! And even if tv3 or rtm is comin, so what's so great bout it? U wanna appear on tv? Go and bomb the klcc la, and tell me bout ur plan so i can inform the police and mass media... *wink wink* who know, they might award me wit sumthin and i can share it with u, even if u'll be in jail by then... WIN WIN STRATEGY YA!

BTW, if u really plan to bomb, do it on the Feb 11, its auspious, as the double one figure looks like twin tower... and u can have more time preparing! If u need a banner, do tell me, i'll be glad to help u with that! The theme shall be: APPEAR ON TV, BOMB KLCC!

So wtf am i writing so many blady non-sense here?
1. Talk in a nice way to ur collegue.
X: As RTM and TV3 will be doing a coverage on this event, we need ur SUPPORT!
i'm so angelic. take a lesson from me,x!
2. Stop creating a big bullshit out of blood donation! I seriously hope a tsunami attack might take place and steal the limelight. U people deserve it!