Saturday, January 21, 2006

What a mystery?

Today is the day… the bloody day that I ragged about in my past few blogs… I hated today, I woke up late and the F***ing driver was ridiculously rude…



But the event very well, RTM did turn up... And i would like to virtually spank myself for being a sarcastic bastard to pray for the tsunami to come and bash up the event... Many many apologies... Because, today, the collection reached up to 86 pints of blood, and this supply could only last the blood bank for 3 days... 3 sick days... 3 short days... 3 DAYS ONLY!... No wonder they complained that the bank is running dry... I even crack a joke saying maybe draculas have been stealing those stale blood... *SPANK SPANK* *SPANK SPANK U AS WELL* Shame on u guys who could donate but didn't

brave heroes and heroins doin their part

But i wasn't much of a help there... Couldn't donate for both personal and medical reasons... But, did manage to drag few people to the Student Lounge until it was overcrowdedly packed... Decided to tour around Kota Samarahan campus, taking shots here and there *SNAP SNAP* More den 100 shots taken, yes, i have obsessive compulsive nature, if u ask...

Here i presnt to u, the SIGNS OF KOTA SAMARAHAN..

So many nice signs... Nice untill i thought KS people are retarded that they creatively did 2 different signs to convey the same meaning... Can you spot them? Let me try....

Hey, wait!! did u see wat i saw?

What happen to the toilet sign? It was a nice multisexual cubicle sign when i snap it just not long ago.. Now it sounds spooky, just like the SHUTTER...

Let's investigate further... First, inspection... (WARNING: THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE)
Eyes:
- one pair:normal
- postioned at the left axillary fossa of female symbol and right axillary fossa of the male symbol: abnormal
- pupils are dark black and rotated to the right : absolutely abnormal

Eyebrows:
- one pair, at superior of eyes: normal
- left eyebrow bushier than right: suspected eyebrow neoplasia for left and suspected eyebrow aplasia for right

Skin complexion:
-color is tanned orange: normal
-complexion changes slowly for fairer at right side to darker at left side. provisional diagnosis: none? (suspect didn't invest enough money in good sunblock - used cheapo hazelsnow that is obsolete from the market already, instead of protective banana boat)

Conclusion: Suspect is abnormal, diagnosed with both aplasia and neoplasia of eyebrows and uses cheapo hazelsnow.

Palpation: no signs

So who is this suspect? He seems familiar though... But i don't know any people from ks... Not as far as i remember...

*Think think and think*

Erm... i still don't get it... So people, plz, if u recall anythin... remind me ya... Tanx a million in advance

To be continue...

1 Comments:

Blogger Vern Jun said...

Hmmm... when have you become a detective? Anyway I m so sorry about the Gin=Bin incident. I duno how did that happen and as what I have said, I've consulted some of the greatest investigator around. They might come up with some conclusion soon.

11:53 PM  

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